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Post by purrfin on Dec 23, 2022 22:59:42 GMT
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.
They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let’s give it a try.”
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Post by Ted Talks Stamps on Dec 24, 2022 0:03:30 GMT
A guy goes into a bar and orders 3 beers, and proceeds to drink them, alternating sips among the 3 glasses, then he leaves. The next week he comes in and does the same routine, drinking alternately from the 3 glasses, then leaving. The next week, the same. The bartender asks him what's up with ordering 3 beers and drinking them like that.
The man explains that he and his 2 best drinking buddies were recently separated, and they are all in different states now. They agreed, though, that they would continue their tradition of a weekly beer together in this manner. Bartender says, that's a very touching tribute among friends.
One week the man comes in, but orders only 2 beers. The bartender is downhearted, knowing the reason, and solemnly brings the man 2 beers. As the man is drinking them, the bartender comes up and gives his condolences to the man on the loss of his friend.
Oh, no, says the man. The old bugger's fine. I just quit drinking last week.
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Post by philatarium on Dec 24, 2022 6:35:31 GMT
purrfin, Luree -- That is hilarious!! I did not see where that that going to end up! Lol!
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